Why? Because I don't eat pork for many stupid and made up reasons. Jesus didn't eat pork. Yeah and he didn't eat shrimp either bitch and you wolf those down like a whore at a oyster shooter contest - oh and speaking of . . . . . OK OK I love shrimp and oysters and lobster! YES! guilty. I just don't like pig. I just don't. I HATE HATE HATE HATE (did I say hate?) ham. I will eat it if my life is in jeopardy OR a family member fixes it and I have nothing else to eat except bread which I also can't eat. I just hate ham. and . . . . . and . . . .. wait for it. . . . bacon. yeah. I personally don't like bacon. I'M SORRY! I know that's like the next cool OMG cover it in chocolate and everyone will order it or wait deep fry it and serve it with a side of gravy - oh it's the next greatest thing. . . . . sorry - I don't like bacon sam I am - I just don't like pig.
I don't like pig ribs don't like ham don't like deep fried chitlins. . ,. . I just really wish Jesus had sent ever last freakin one of them over the cliff . . . sorry . . . . I don't like pigs. BUT but but but! . . . . . wait for it . . . BACON GREASE is the nector of the gods for cooking. And I use it with wild abandon! I LOVE BACON GREASE!
Wow I feel so releaved to be unburdened of that. I use every last bit of bacon grease that my children hungrily consume. I am so fine with making bacon for my family - hell yeah - I get what's left. I actually made 3 lbs one Sunday just to see how very much could be eaten in one sitting. Yes - it went!!! 3lbs - 3 kids! Now I am well aware that three pounds of bacon does not equal three pounds of eating - but the grease alone kept me cooking for weeks. I am such a guilty girl. I confess. Nothing rivals bacon grease for savory cooking. There just isn't anything. I eat bone marrow on a regular basis so I know from yummy fatty goodness and I'm sorry - bacon grease is the shit! It just is.
SO here we go - hash browns in bacon grease.
This is so much easier if you actually MADE bacon - like five minutes ago so the pan is still - like hot - and full of - like bacon grease - (sorry - was just talking to like - my daughter!)
so if you Were NOT just doing the bacon = you need a f' ton of grease = I mean a lot - in a BIG skillet - heat it up - if it's not already and put in your shredded hashbrowns - and then cover. and turn it to low. and cook for 10 minutes then totally flip and do like 5 more minutes. Give to Trinity and watch her smile :D
Beef Roast with beer - braised in BACON GREASE
Tonight' dinner started in BG. I started the bottom round roast (3.5lbs) in a lot (okay a ton) of BG and then set in the 250 oven for 6 YES 6 hours with 2 beers - 1 lb of baby carrots, an onion - 1 lb of mushrooms and a few stalks of celery. Mom marveled at the tenderness of the roast. I told her it was the pure sweetness of the cook :D - but we all know it was the bacon grease. I may just render it into perfume. hmmmmmmmmmmm. I do have a book coming out - hmmmmmm tell me I don't have a best seller with the bacon grease essence - what have women said for years? Men are . . . .? finish my sentence with three letters that start with P and end with G . . . . Right. Nuff said. Rub bacon behind your ears and they will follow you home. Unless you are Kosher and then well . . . . oye - I can't help you. :D
Happy New Year Ya'll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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